The Spider Church Pantheon

There are so many gods in the universe!!!!!!!!

SO MANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You yourself might even be a god! It's pretty likely, especially once you've consumed our Royal Jelly!

That's right bitches, we can give you God Powers just by spinning our webs real tight around you (so you don't choke and die on the extreme richness of your new diet) andwell... you can assume the rest!!!!

CURRENT DEITIES OF SPIDERCHURCH

 * Inanna
 * THE SPIDER QUEEN
 * Devil's Hellcat
 * AAngels Helldog
 * Zephyr Dear
 * nykalily Dear
 * "Luci"